So you want to find a job, and the first thing you do is sit down at the computer and start searching Monster for jobs. You flip through hundreds of posted positions, merrily clicking Appy Now buttons and forwarding your resume to what you can only assume are hungry recruiters waiting for a resume to come to their attention.
Is that what you imagine? A room of listless monkeys sitting around waiting for a resume to pop up on your their desktop, with bells ringing and alarms shrieking and a bright red light in the room spinning as the manager says, "Stellar Candidate Number 863124 just submitted to an open position! This is the one we've been looking for!"
Come on - just a little bit. That's what you imagined - even just a litle bit? The recruiter gets your resume, sees the world's best resume for the job they need to fill, and secretly mouths a little Thank You to whatever beneficent deity put this in front of them?
Or maybe you're one of those candidates.